speaking animal

What would happen if animals could talk? What are some of the questions you would like to ask animals?
well.... I may think it's a little weird if animals could talk, but it's koo though if they can speak human language. we have communication between human and human, so y don't have communication between human and animals?? isn't that koo if they could speak the same language as we do? I love pet , I owned a very cute sexy chubby mini guinea pig. He is so cute. I hold and feed him everyday. I love to feed him 'coz whenever I pick up the food he will jump as high as possible to indicate that he is happy. Even though he couldn't speak up, he uses his gestures to show me how happy and sad he is. I think that is koo if animals could talk, so that they can share and speak up what they want. It will make things go easier than just using gestures.
If they could talk, I would ask them how they feel of being an animal haha......hopefully they don't get mad when I ask so. Then I would ask about what are their favorite food and entertainment.